dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

(Reblogged from bend-the-forks)

Holy shit, the sky’s on fire.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

- the Noldor upon the rising of the Sun, the Silmarillion, Of the Flight of the Noldor

(Reblogged from incorrecttolkienquotes)

I was able to put all that time to good use. I wrote a new musical. It’s called “I Hate You Morgoth” and it’s composed in the key of “fuck you”.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

- Húrin, upon his release from Morgoth’s high seat, the Silmarillion, The Children of Húrin

(Reblogged from incorrecttolkienquotes)
But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the Silmarilli AND THEY’RE GONNA BE MINE MOTHERFUCKERS
Melkor, probably. (via greendragon-threebroomsticks)
(Reblogged from hobbitingaround)

nonsansdroict said: I don't have any silmarils but I will give you my love (which you have anyway) if you draw Feanorians in princess dresses.

givenclarity:

no bling no deal

however you can have this for free

(Reblogged from givenclarity)

givenclarity:

[A]n embassy came to his sons from Morgoth, acknowledging defeat, and offering terms, even to the surrender of a Silmaril.

sounds legit

(Reblogged from givenclarity)
radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

(Reblogged from harpistin221bwinchesteralley)

boomslangies:

marilynhanson:

i’m not sure if this makes me want to sob or laugh but i am pissed that it didn’t happen, can someone write this fic for me

(Reblogged from ink-phoenix)

effyeahultimatespiderman:

Peter and Loki trying to use each other’s powers - Ultimate Spider-Man 3x01

(Reblogged from jeza-red)

grawly:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

(Reblogged from tehri)

purrrkwood:

Hobbit texts part 3 (1 2)

Doing these cheers me up quite a lot, so I keep doing them, lol.

(Reblogged from thranduilings)

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

finepieceofcas:

a genderqueer superhero who wears a binder and hides their face so everyone assumes they’re male but then they have c cups and never bind as a civilian so their secret identity is safe

Actually theres an Argentinian comic/tv show called Cybersix thats pretty much exactly this, except the other way around:

"Cybersix" (superhero persona)

image

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"Adrien Seidelman" (civilian persona)

image

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i believe all the episodes are on youtube if you want to watch it…

(Reblogged from jeza-red)

sarkyfancypants:

Uuh… it’s hard to explain, it’s a burden that just appears out of nowhere and fucks you up for days. Ignoring it is not easy. It takes over you and even tends to distort your perception of reality turning it into a living nightmare. It’s awful and terrifying.

(Reblogged from bigfatbeckoningcat)

ivyarchive:

Arsenal stars change the game #RainbowLaces (x)

(Reblogged from lgbtlaughs)

tothless:

but imagine melkor when sauron joins him in the void:

"you were defeated by hobbits"

[sauron] …. “shut up”

(Reblogged from wimey)