silver-emerald:

"What kind of fanfiction do you like best?"

(Reblogged from kailthia)

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

(Reblogged from tehri)

capslockapocalypse:

hungryklaxon:

laughhard:

Why?

The best thing about this is that they seem to have a fence.

HOW DO THEY FOOD

(Reblogged from blessings-upon-thy-sociopath)

lotr meme: ten scenes [8/10] → sword fighting with hobbits

(Reblogged from theheirsofdurin)

shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands

(Reblogged from tehri)

faerytale-wings:

Forge!Fili compilation picture.

should i make one with EVERYTHING? (like Thorin’s mom and Dis and Thrors wife? or make another photoset with them?)

(Reblogged from theheirsofdurin)

5ummit:

All-New X-Factor #3

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(Reblogged from ladynorthstar)

All-New X-Factor #1

(Source: 5ummit)

(Reblogged from ladynorthstar)

Last night I described Melkor/Morgoth to my brother as “Sauron’s boss and the Great Arse-Monkey of Middle Earth”. I still don’t know where that came from.

kailthia:

Dwarves have a version of “My Milkshake Brings all the boys to the yard,” but it’s based on beards. 

(Reblogged from kailthia)

walkingintochaos:

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole 

See, Jon Stewart usually does a lot of satirical humour, but at this point, the writers are just like “fuck the comedy this shit is real” and I was so happy to see that they finally covered this, and it was really well done.

(Source: youtube.com)

(Reblogged from pixolith)
(Reblogged from pixolith)

(Source: celaborn)

(Reblogged from tehri)

Hey! Hey ASSHOLE! LOOK UP! LOOK UP LIKE BY TEN DEGREES! I’M UP HERE DAMNIT! NO DON’T TURN AROUND! WHAT THE FUCK! There we go, now we’ve got eye cont - SHIT BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? PUT THE BOW DOWN. I SAID “THIS THRILLS ME” NOT “PLEASE KILL ME”. QUENYA, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT? AND NOW THERE’S A VALARDAMNED BIRD? WHAT IS GOING ON?

incorrecttolkienquotes:

- Internal monologue of Maedhros of the House of Fëanor, regarding the actions of his cousin Fingon, the Silmarillion, “Of the Flight of the Noldor”

(Reblogged from incorrecttolkienquotes)
teacupnosaucer:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.
the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .
she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit
her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century
sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 
The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

this post was amazing from start to finish

teacupnosaucer:

awenyddogamulosx:

ruthlesswoodcarver:

mothensidhe:

fatfury:

omgxchrissy:

cumleak:

deux-zero-deux:

demands-with-menace:

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys.
She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

this post was amazing from start to finish

(Source: xxerlflynn)

(Reblogged from jeza-red)